Why wouldnt i fly gyros ?

birdy

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Location
Alice Springs-central Oz.
Aircraft
open frame single seat & a 'wasa' RAF, among other types.
Total Flight Time
7000 odd, bout 5000 gyro
Had one of the most enjoyable flyn jobs a few days ago.

Ol mate is managen a joint on the edge of the Simpson desert, one door south of me, and has a regular problem that happens wenever the Hale river runs.
His moos take advantage of the waterholes left over after the rain, and thanx to the zillions of camels on his south side, their boundery fence is general horisontal, so the moos just step over and can wander off to Birdsville if they wanted too................ unless a gyro stops um.

40 odd Km past his horisontal boundery fence, the river splits up and flows both sides of a remote, low table land, where it spreads out into silty channels and more waterholes,...... and an old dam that was built back in the 60s.
This dam is the last of the surface water to dry up, so any moos that take up residence down there will be liven on it wen the rest of the water dries up.
If we have a run of good seasons, alota young moos that are bourn there, know only of that water, and wen it goes dry, so do they. Consiquently, after this last drout, theres many more dead moos down there now than live ones. :(
Also, this country is sum of the sweetest cattle country in Oz, and after a few months of never haven to walk far from water to get a good feed, even the imigrants will die there coz, in the middle of summer, 50 km through thick scrub n sandhills is a fair hike for an over weight and unfit moo. :'(

Last November this river ran all the way to the tableland and further, so i get the job to do surveilance laps down there at alt, checkn tracks and to get an idea of how many and where they is.
Trouble is, at 500', you cant see jacsh1t cept for tracks, so you never know wot its actualy like down there, tho blind freddy would know its very good moo country just by lookn at it from 500'.

The other day ol mate rang up n wanted me to go back n check it out, and if i recon the time is rite, blow any moos back before they get too fat.
[ i was there before he had time to hang up the fone ;)]

Wot a job for a bourn n bred desert SCG. :)
Puttn round in gods own country, with plenty of time n fuel for lookn at anythn that took me fancy.
Straped a jerry to the mains to give me bout 7 hours airtime and took off from his joint at dawn.
The dam is bout 80-100km from his house, so an early start was needed to get the moos moven before it got too hot. Crossed the range behind his house at bout 400' and noticed the GPS said i hada tail wind. "Better remember that wen i start getn low on fuel, could add half an hour to the return trip" i thought.
Droped off the range and skimmed the sandhills, headn for the dam. Bout20 km out i could see dust near the dam. "bloodyell, must be orible quiet down there, theyv erd me already"
Let a few more rotax horses have their head to get there quick and bloke um up, coz they got a long march to do yet.
Only bout 2 mile or so from the dust and they bent round back towards home, and i could just make out they was actualy moos, and not a mob of bent necks.
Keepn me distance, i lined um up ona watercourse that would lead um back to the river, and to my supprise, they happily marched along with no more steering needed, so off i went.
Time for a look round. :)
I was in SCG heaven.
In me gyro, puttn round sum of the sweetest moo country iv ever seen, with time up me sleave.
Found an old bronco yard, went 20km over the tableland to check for tracks n water on the other side, came back to check the moos.
All was good, and they were maken good ground, so i decided to drop the extra fuel off up ahead abit, and have a leak.
Wen i landed on the edge of a small gillguy, and the rotors slowed, "THEY" moved in.
Flies, millions of the bastereds. They obviously dont see many blokes down ere coz they was glad to meet me.
It wasa quick stop and back in heaven agin, up away from them f^%$# flies.
Landed a few more times between checkn the moos to check out this n that, but it wasnt real comfy with all them lonley flies. >:(

After bout 3 hours, the moos had slowed up and were pretty keen on go'n west, instead of north up the river. Had to get much closer to bend um now, and could see earmarks, and the ones that were branded didnt look like ol mates moos.
Tryed to call ol mate on the radio but i was too far out to get reception so landed back at me fuel and tryed to call him on me sat fone.
Well, them flies had other ideas.
The sat fone is hard to hear at the best of times, never mind haven a hundred flies tryn to burrow through your ear to see your brains. :(
I had to light a smokey fire upwind of me gyro to keep them at bay so's i could make the call. [ me fone has no battery, so i gota hook it up to the gyro batt.]
Was a bit nervous bout haven a fire upwind of the machine, specialy now that it was hot and very windy, but it all went good, and we decided that coz only 2 of the 60 odd critters id found were his, id let um go west, hopefully to his neibours place, and hopefully he'll give um back.

So, the job was cut short. >:(
It was go'n to be hard enuff to walk his moos the 30 odd km left to go, never mind tryn to push critters that didnt want to go north. :(
So i straped the jerry back on and started the long [slow] windy leg back, and for sum reason, it wasnt a streight line. ;)

Cept for the flies it was spoton. Good thing they dont like rotorblades. :)
And sure as death n taxes, ill be back after the next rain too. ;D
 
Sounds as though you were in Fly(ing) heaven and surrounded by fellow aviators Birdy
 
Birdy- You are living the life down there! Way to go...and I really enjoy you sharing your adventures. You go through a lifetime of adventures for most of us every year you fly.

Its so neat you being able to fly as your job. I am looking forward to the day when I can just fly "to" my job as many of my clients are out in the boonies and I will be able to commute with my Helicycle.

I love your down to earth writing style and the images in my mind are well created by your words.

Thanks


Stan
 
Great story ... I really enjoy reading this stuff.

Hope you strapped a camera on! (surely you did, ..........:ohwell:?)
 
Any jobs goin????
 
Most enjoyable, ride!
Life is fun, if you let it be.
 
What a story! I felt like I was there in Oz with you along for the ride. Very spoton of you sharing it with us blokes ;)
 
Just makes me want to come down and visit you. If you're not into this, better stop posting any more of those stories.

-- Chris.
 
Your right about that Chris.
Me too, Next time in Oz!
 
bensen gyro question

bensen gyro question

Hello, I don,t know if this is the right place to put this post or not because I haven't posted before, but here goes anyway.I am just trying to learn about gyros and am gathering info at this time.Can someone tell me the pilot weight limit on a 72 hp mcculough powered bensen? I know the print says 300 lbs. , But in practice is this the case or is it less or more?Thanks
 
Oh I forgot I am a Shela. I love the way Birdy talks.

Birdy has a very unique vocabulary style, particularly the way he relates what he see's and does into a living picture and makes it into a big screen production worthy of a Hollywood director.
 
Jim,
post your question under the Bensen Threads and you will get more Help

Birdy,
Did you take any pictures or video?
 
Sounds as though you were in Fly(ing) heaven and surrounded by fellow aviators Birdy
As much as i hate the little bastereds, id like to be able to fly like a fly. ;)

Birdy- You are living the life down there!
Life is wot you make it Stan.
All the locals thought i was loco wen i first got me gyro, but now they recon its the ducs nuts.

Any jobs goin????
Yep, n i got um all covered. :)

I felt like I was there in Oz with you along for the ride.
Did ya feel the 48c heat at bout 2pm too Tina. ;)

Just makes me want to come down and visit you. If you're not into this, better stop posting any more of those stories.
Riteo, ill shudup then.

Birdy have you ever heard of Deep woods Off.
Wots that Thom?

into a big screen production worthy of a Hollywood director.
Geez Brian, you realy know how to strech it ay. :)
 
I noticed on the Weather channel yesterday that Alice Springs was about 15 deg. warmer than the rest of Au...at 104 deg.

Moo methane?!


Cheers :)
 
Wot is it with people and the wether:(
Wenever theres the slightest deviation from the norm, we seem to think its the end of the frign world.
We have this fixation with thinkn things should stay as they are, we are paranoid bout change.
As for records, they are made to be broke Crist, wev only been keepn um for wut, 200 years? A drop in the ocean in world history terms.
99% of people have absolutly no idea of wot nature is capable of, coz they do everythn in their power to insulate them selves from its eliments.

As for moo gas, go for it girls, fart to your harts content, just like you have been for the last million years. Dont listen to them detached f^%$n humans.
Magine how cold itd be if cows didnt fart.
Youd be burn'n alot more fossle fuels to shield yourselves from natures eliments if it wasnt for me gassy moos.
 
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