Why are gyros better than sex?

[MMorgan]

If you had a petite partner you could do both at the same time....although not a recommended or approved procedure.

 

[KenSandyEggo]

Does a 1952 MG count? (not alone, but parked)

 

[Chuck Irby]

Dave, I honestly can't remember the amount we agreed upon. As I recollect, I paid you in full while I was there in Georgia. It seems to me that you still owe us all some pics of your latest creation in the way of a gyro. Would that be the "Thumpernator"?

 

[GyroRon]

You guys are sick

 

[barnstorm2]

I don't think 'better' is a way to look at it.

I don't know where this quote came from but I think it applies here.


Sex ( gyros ) are like Air.

You don't worry about it so much unless you arn't getting any

 

[Chuck Irby]

Ron, as I recall, you have little room to talk about others being sick (hehehey).

From another point of view, it appears that we are red blooded males (heterosexuals) who believe in the right to own and use gyros (and any other aircraft) and firearms in a healthy manor. Like Thumpdaddy says, we believe in gun control. Hit what you aim at. I suspect that most of us would be considered fun loving Patriots.

 

[GyroRon]

Well I will admit it I am a sick puppy too, but there is a little more info in this thread than I needed.

So my take on it.... flying anything is better than sex with the old lady. If you had asked me that back when the old lady was a young hottie the answer would have been different

 

[barnstorm2]

For the physical security and saftey of our gyros and persons I think this tread should be password protected against being read by our better halfs.

 

[Chuck Irby]

What! Me worry? After 2 wives and 37.5 years of marriage, I am wifeless, and may just remain that way. You do have a good point though Tim.

 

[Whirlydog]

I think it depends on the trimester of life/marrage that you may be in.

Tri-weekly

Try-weekly

or

Try-weakly

 

[Chuck Irby]

Pretty cute, Shawn!

 

[mrford61]

Sex?? Is that WITH or WITHOUT a partner?

If it's without, then hell, you could do both at the same time. Just be sure to push that rudder pedal at the correct moment.

Oh, and I don't speak from experience.

Time for the Bunny Humper to crawl back into his hole.

Just dont confuse the two Joysticks at a crucial moment

 

[Chuck Irby]

Even better, Mark. WOW! We really are bad, huh!

 

[Heron]

what is the major difference in gyros and sex?
Heron (way behind on both)

 

[Chad]

The first difference is that

behind on both

is a good position for one and not the other.
IMHO

 

[mceagle]

Birdy - and here was me all the time thinking that MF stood for Mere Female.

Sex is definately better, as long as the "Mack the Knife" does not find out.

 

[Screw]

Screw-In

If you get bored with your gyro, you can always change something

Screw-Out

 

[Heron]

Behind

Behind

I am way behing my flying, only 4 hours in 4 years
Sex is almosto forgotten only 2 times in the same time frame (and one I am trying to forget)
The biggest difference is shaking, you dont want none in gyros . . .
Heron

 

[Chuck Irby]

Heron, you're too much! Re the two times in four years: Were you with someone else?

 

[mrford61]

Would like to participate in poll but I really cant remember.

P.S. I flew yesterday!!