Well.......

[Aussie_Paul]

........We all know those cute little computer symbols (hate them!) called
"emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?"
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular arse



(__!__) a fat arse



(!) a tight arse



(_*_) a sore arse



{_!_} a swishy arse



(_o_) an arse that's been around



(_x_) kiss my arse



(_X_) leave my arse alone



(_zzz_) a tired arse



(_E=mc2_) a smart arse



(_$_) Money coming out of his arse



(_?_) Dumb Arse


You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next
hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.


Aussie Paul.

 

[Lone Wolf]

Hey Aussie Paul

Did you finish your story about your NZ trip yet or not? I have not seen it anywhere, maybe missed it.

Cheers
Gordon Gibson.

 

[rtfm]

Gordon, mate...
Have you no sense of decorum or occasion? Paul has just unburdoned himself of some (_E=MC2_) stuff, and you change the subject - mid guffaw -that's inexcusable... Or maybe I should say, don't be such a (_?_)

Cheers,
Duncan (_%_) (Short-sighted arse)

NB
You could just tell me to (_^_) (stick it up my arse), but that would be impolite.

 

[EI-GYRO]

Oh, the e-motion (_I_)
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[EI-GYRO]

Dammit, didnt work right.

I'd correct it but I cant be @rsed.

 

[John Fonseca]

Great stuff, Paul. The bottom (oops!) line is, it should definitely be required computor language from now on.

John Fonseca
Umbria Gyro