The image of you two in your skivvies sitting in the bathtub together had me ROTFL!
On 04 JULY 2019, I just finished participating in our annual Santa Clarita Independence Day Parade. After the parade, I was going to meet up with some friends at our local Saugus Cafe. I walked inside and the restaurant started to rock n roll very gently. I knew it was a large earthquake some distance away. I soon found out it was a 6.4 quake near Ridgecrest, CA around 75 miles away from Santa Clarita. Same general area of Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake. The following day while I was at work in a hospital in West Los Angeles, a larger 7.1 earthquake hit Ridgecrest, CA (105 miles away from where I was at). I was on the eighth floor (the highest floor) when the building started to rock n roll. The majority of my co-workers started to run down the hallway abandoning their patients. I'm sitting in a chair watching each and everyone run past me, and looking at me like I'm some idiot because I was not panicking and running out with them. I calmly walked to each patient's room (since I was the only nurse left on the unit) checking on each patient and confirming that it was an earthquake. Telling them not to worry, the building was designed to ride out a direct 8.0 shaker. Hospital protocol was after we experienced an earthquake, each nurse is to re-evaluate the acuity of their patients and use an algorithm to determine if the patient can be sent home or to another hospital, freeing up beds if needed for patients with major injuries.
California built wood framed single story houses with stucco or siding ride out earthquakes very well. Those types of structures will move with the shaking. Un-reinforced masonry and concrete slab walled buildings fare much worse.
California mandates houses are to be bolted down to concrete slabs and foundations. A friend of mine's house was not bolted down. During one very large after-shock, my wife and I literally watched his house leap off the ground with daylight showing under the parameter walls. The lag bolts were present. During construction, none of the lag bolts had any washers and nuts holding down the house down to the concrete slab.
Wayne