Can't make this stuff up...

I think you have WAY too much time on your hands.
 
Just what I want my government doing is checking all their phone numbers to see how many (incorrectly spelled) bad words and phrases you can make from their phone numbers.


The phone number for help with Obama Care sums up his feelings... It spells 1-800 F1UCK YO

Can't believe someone didn't check that out beforehand... or ... maybe they did!

https://www.healthcare.gov/contact-us/
 
Just what I want my government doing is checking all their phone numbers to see how many (incorrectly spelled) bad words and phrases you can make from their phone numbers.

Yes, but that is more useful and less intrusive than what they do now, so I'm all for it.
 
anagrams

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

AND FINALLY….


PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

When you rearrange the letters:

An Arab Backed Imposter
 
Would you rather the number be 867-5309?


Wonder how many get this.
 
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