StanFoster
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- Joined
- Nov 16, 2003
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- Paxton, Il
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Its a little early...but I think you egg bombers need more time to come up with equipment that can deliver an egg on my torso.
This coming Bensen Days...we will have our 2nd annual CLUSTER CLUCK contest. Simple rules...which will be more strictly enforced......no slower than 30 mph.....no lower than 50 ft..
Try to drop an egg....or eggs on me. This thing is growing more interest each time...and I know this will be the biggest egg drop yet.
Chopper Gabor has done some nice artwork for some t-shirts that I will be talking to Phil Rufin about printing up.
I let Gabor design it..with just a few requirements. I wanted a chicken with a rotor coming out of it dropping eggs. One other major requirement was that there be a whole carton of eggs coming down. This is for Roy Davis who "accidently" let go of a whole carton of eggs last Bensen Days.
I never will forget looking up as Roy was overhead with that whole carton of eggs. I saw the whole carton tumbling end over end straight towards me. Time kind of went into super slow motion...and these thoughts all were going through my head I thought "Roy!!!.....you are too nice of a guy to be doing something so careless and dangerous. I could not believe it as my brain was calculating that I would be ok standing where I was...but....it was going to be close. The whole carton of eggs landed with a thud just 4 ft from me. I remember saying..."That would have hurt!" I had an unbroken egg in my hand that was going to be tossed at Roy when he taxiied by...but I didnt get the chance.
Roy won the egg drop contest with this cluster cluck bombing. Ed implanted an idea in my ear about when giving Roy his plaque...to have an egg in my right hand that would pop when we shook hands at the banquet.
Thats exactly what I did....but I had no idea the egg was going to explode right on Roys crotch......he had egg yolk dripping from his fly.....and we almost all died from laughter.
Anyway....you guys and gals start getting your bomb sights ready.....I personally would have a pvc tube with a row of eggs...simply being released with one pin......and that would be a real CLUSTER CLUCK! But no whole carton of eggs....please.
So....this is everyones winter assignment,...come up with some way to bomb me with an egg. I still say the safest place on the airport will be the chair I am sitting in, Prove me wrong for the first time.
The winner, which I predict will not hit me...but that came the closest...will get a free t-shirt gratus from me.
I am egging you all on............So come on all you CLUSTER CLUCKERS.......cluck me up!
Stan
This coming Bensen Days...we will have our 2nd annual CLUSTER CLUCK contest. Simple rules...which will be more strictly enforced......no slower than 30 mph.....no lower than 50 ft..
Try to drop an egg....or eggs on me. This thing is growing more interest each time...and I know this will be the biggest egg drop yet.
Chopper Gabor has done some nice artwork for some t-shirts that I will be talking to Phil Rufin about printing up.
I let Gabor design it..with just a few requirements. I wanted a chicken with a rotor coming out of it dropping eggs. One other major requirement was that there be a whole carton of eggs coming down. This is for Roy Davis who "accidently" let go of a whole carton of eggs last Bensen Days.
I never will forget looking up as Roy was overhead with that whole carton of eggs. I saw the whole carton tumbling end over end straight towards me. Time kind of went into super slow motion...and these thoughts all were going through my head I thought "Roy!!!.....you are too nice of a guy to be doing something so careless and dangerous. I could not believe it as my brain was calculating that I would be ok standing where I was...but....it was going to be close. The whole carton of eggs landed with a thud just 4 ft from me. I remember saying..."That would have hurt!" I had an unbroken egg in my hand that was going to be tossed at Roy when he taxiied by...but I didnt get the chance.
Roy won the egg drop contest with this cluster cluck bombing. Ed implanted an idea in my ear about when giving Roy his plaque...to have an egg in my right hand that would pop when we shook hands at the banquet.
Thats exactly what I did....but I had no idea the egg was going to explode right on Roys crotch......he had egg yolk dripping from his fly.....and we almost all died from laughter.
Anyway....you guys and gals start getting your bomb sights ready.....I personally would have a pvc tube with a row of eggs...simply being released with one pin......and that would be a real CLUSTER CLUCK! But no whole carton of eggs....please.
So....this is everyones winter assignment,...come up with some way to bomb me with an egg. I still say the safest place on the airport will be the chair I am sitting in, Prove me wrong for the first time.
The winner, which I predict will not hit me...but that came the closest...will get a free t-shirt gratus from me.
I am egging you all on............So come on all you CLUSTER CLUCKERS.......cluck me up!
Stan