What do you call...

Several things come to mind:

1. A late bird.
2. Still a bird, but "some assembly required."
3. (depending on which bird and what part of the country you are in) Lunch!

One thing you may NOT call it is, "A repeat offender."
 
How about "McNuggets" ?


Everything in the propwash will surely need proper washing.
 
A DEAD PARROT

THIS PARROT IS BLOODY DEMISED

HE'S GONE TO JOIN THE CHOIR INVISIBLE. THIS IS AN EX-PARROT.
HE'S RUN DOWN THE CURTAIN AND SHUFFLED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL.
HELLO POLLY !

NO, He's just pining for the fijords, lovely bird the Norwegien blue
 
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