Thnk U R having a bad day?

Sheldon

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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am,
regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am
Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am.,
all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon
was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

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Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.
At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
with some kind of wire running from his waist towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
to his Walkman.

Are Ya OK Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting
the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse
in Bonn , Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender '
stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
blown to bits. God is Good!

There now, Feeling Better?
 
Great stuff Jim!! Got any more? BTW are you going to Shelbyville?
 
Those stories are funny to read...all are urban legend, but are still would be funny if true.
 
How about this one

How about this one

A pilot was returning to base in his Hunter jet fighter when he realised the landing gear would not extend.
The hunter lands amazingly well gear up on its drop tanks so the pilot set himself up for an approach.

After a text book gear up landing on the runway the pilot was calmly sitting in the cockpit switching off all switches when the fire crew arrived.

One used an axe to smash the canopy hitting the (until now uninjured ) pilot and knocking him out. The now uncouncious pilot was dragged from the aircraft and laid on the runway to await the medics.

As the fire crew hosed the aircraft with foam, the medics arrived driving over the pilot and breaking both his legs.
 
True story Karl?

My Piper Cherokee was in the shop many years ago, for it's annual inspection. The shop caught fire. They rolled my airplane outside and dashed back in for my stabilator (being rebushed) interior, wing tips and cowlings and threw them out the door. The first fire engine was rolling in and drove over all of it
 
I believe it to be true, was told to me by the CO of RAF Boscombe Down the UK test pilot school.

One I do know was true is.....

A Sikorsky Seaking was being used for some unusual testing whereby it was attached to the ground on a 20ft chain by the cargo hook. They were pulling torque and relying on the chain to restrain the aircraft. All went well with the test.

A short time later the aircraft was tasked for a more normal flying sortie, the crew turned up, "pre flighted" the heli climbed aboard and took off into a low hover. Yep you guessed it..... they didn't notice the chain.

As they transitioned into forward flight the chain pulled tight and the aircraft nosed over and hit the ground. A fire crew happened to be driving close by and rescued the crew with only minor injuries.
 
Sheldon, Shelbyville is a gyro fly-in that is fairly nearby (about 5 hours for you). I noticed you are also from Michigan, but a bit closer to it than me.
 
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5 hours is a bit much we have a labor day event at Marshall called KIMO lots of powered parachutes, and a occasional gyro.

As to the stories being urban legend, I remember the seal one it made the evening news, and the Walkman story, Hospital story, and the bomb story were all on The News of the Weird a while back, and you should be able to find them if you want to dig deep enough.

edit: just looked up Shelbyville and it is exit 59 off 131 which is less than 35 miles cross county on the old roads, now tell me more, date, location etc please!!!
 
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Sorry, wrong Shelbyville. The Shelbyville I'm talking about is in Illinois.
I didn't know KIMO was still going on, I thought it moved to Texas. I've been there a couple times.
 
There is a web page, and it is aircraft related. I don't remember the exact name but "oops" is part of it. If someone told you such accidents occurred you wouldn't believe it but the photographs say it all. Those people in Hollywood have yet to come up with stuff like that.

tyc
 
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