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[Olbod]

This place being the centre of the universe, I thought you might be interested
in having a little look.
Lots of pics.
Ya wouldn't wanna come here tho, because its too hot, the women are wild
and we got crocs just below the surface.
They dont touch us locals tho, when we wade about fishin and stuff because
we Mates, eh.
www.fishingmackay.com.au

 

[Cobra Doc]

Hot? What ever you say Robert (I'm collecting some "Arizona Highways" to replace your missing "Outbacks")
Our women have their own whips and chains: horse whips and tow chains.
No water, no crocs. Just Gila Monsters and Mexican Beaded Lizards. Both are poisonous, but they make great hat bands and belts.
We allow side-winders one bite. More than that and we stomp the crud out of them!

 

[Vance]

It sounds idyllic Robert. Thank you for sharing it with us.

Why do the wild women leave the locals alone? Perhaps my confusion has something to do with the meaning of the word “mates”

Thank you, Vance

 

[chuter]

Vance, that's FUNNY! Subtle too.

 

[Vance]

Thank you Michael, I just hope I haven't created an international incident!
It's a Ken birthday thing.
Thank you, Vance

 

[gyroplanes]

Congratulations Vance. Welcome to the world of comedy.

Today the forum, tomorrow, Letterman.

 

[Olbod]

There you go Vance, now that wasn't so hard was it, keep it up, Mate.

Cody, it aint the temperature but the constant high humidity that saps the
energy outa new chums. You can lay onyer swag at midnight and have the sweat pouring off you. I love it but visitors cant go down to the creek to cool
off because of the crocs, eh.

With the website, I thought I would just wet your appetite because when
I get me Gyro I will be posting a few pics.
Cheers.