You can bank on this.

[Rotor Rooter]

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,

"No kidding, I'm in Banking too!
Which one are you with?"

[WHY]

This should be engraved in granite and placed next to the charging bull on Wall St.

Tony

[WHY]

Actually multiple copies of this "monument" could be placed around the nation at various points with only minor changes in the "reply" . Don't want to get potlitical so I wont be specific

Tony