FAA Guidelines? (humor)

[RayPierce]

I don't know how to begin to search for who it was that posted a satire of "new FAA Guidelines" which one was that once someone understood them then the guidelines would be changed until no one was again able to understand them. It couldn't have been more than a month or two ago.

Who was it that authored that hilarious post and how might I find it?
I have a similar situation that I would like to adapt it to.

I sure would appreciate it.

[mark treidel]

Here ya go Ray, I think this is what you're looking for...

Subject: FAA NPRM
NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)
Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1(c)

Section I - No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or make, or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by, the Administrator.


Section II - If a pilot, or group of associate pilots becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Aviation Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.

Section III - Upon receipt of the above-mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator shall immediately rewrite the Aviation Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension hazards.

Section IV - The Administrator may, at his or her discretion, require the offending pilot or pilots to attend remedial instruction in Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.

[RayPierce]

Thank you Mark! That is it! That is so funny.

[scottessex]

FAA moto: We are not happy until you are not happy.