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Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis is Walmart, how can I help you?'

Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Walmart Employee: 'What you want on da cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

It took me a while, three way translation has depleted my brain of important energy!
Heron

It is a minimum wage job for a reason..........

EBONICS baby, gotta love it.

Wat be wrong wit dat? You got wit chew axed fur.

~~JAKE~~

I speck he cusst en r’ar’d ’roun’ considerbul

Boots said:

I speck he cusst en r’ar’d ’roun’ considerbul

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ROFL He prolly did :Cry:

Took me a minute to figure it out and then I had a good laugh.
It is a sad state of affairs when a sad state of affairs makes a person laugh.

At one time the West Edmonton Mall was the largest shopping center in the world. A kid who had just graduated from high school could not get a decent job so he took a job at the mall as a janitor at minimum wage.

His dad told him to work and act as though he owned the place. The kid took the advice and there was never a gum wrapper on the floor or a greasy hand print on the glass doors. He kept the washrooms spotless.

Last I heard he was the general manager and part owner of the mall.

Boots said:

I speck he cusst en r’ar’d ’roun’ considerbul

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Ya'll check this! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100823/ap_on_re_us/us_ebonics_dea

What is this world coming to, or where has it gone?

Dat’s all I knows.. did dey kep’ de news mighty close fum me. Nobody ain’t never year w’at’s sprung up.. ain’t bin handed roun’ ter me.

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Gabor,

It's kinda like why, in airline flying, they forbade the use of certain phrases, such as in the following situation:

After taking the runway and adding power a little at a time 'til getting straightened out, the Captain pushes the throttles up close to take-off power, then tells the flight engineer, Take Off Power.
So guess what the Flt. Eng. does?

I think the Flt. Eng. probably got his license at WalMart.............

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OUCH Trez!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Well he did just that word by word......
English........................