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GyroRon

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
$33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer oneyear ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
to the gallon!


Makes you proud to be an American!
 
You really have to be bored to come up with all those calculations!
 
Yep the internet was faster for a few days while Ron's PC was down. But all good things come to an end and now he has a brand new one. YIKES!
 
Hey Gyro Ron, send me a check for the $214.00, and I will invest it in this bridge I'm planning to build over the Pueget Sound. Can't say it wouldn't be a sound investment!
 
Nice one Ron. :D
For the US and Germany alike!

But I'm doomed again, I like wine better. Darn!

Kai.
 
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