Chuck Irby
01-28-2004, 06:57 PM
A Texas A&M senior by the name of Ron Awad, (an Aggie) went to visit his best friend from high school who happened to be a senior at Texas Tech. His name is Steven Kozned. While sharing with each other, Steven asked Ron if he had taken a course called "Deductive Reasoning". Ron said "No, Deductive Reasoning, I don't understand".
Steven said "Man, this is the best course I've ever taken. You have got to take this course before you graduate. Let me ask you a few questions and by your answers, I'll deduce something about you". Ron said okay.
Steven: Do you have a lawn mower?
Ron: Yeah!
Steven: Then you probably have a yard to mow.
Ron: Yeah!
Steven: Then you probably have a house in that yard.
Ron: Yeah! (Ron is getting more and more excited with every question)
Steven: Then you're probably married and may even have a kid or two by now.
Ron: Yeah, that's right!
Steven: Then I deduce that you are a heterosexual male.
At this point, Ron really got excited and just couldn't wait to get back to school and find out if that course was available.
The first person he saw Monday morning is a guy named Phil Ruffin.
Ron: "Hey Phil, we've got to take this course a friend of mine at Texas Tech is taking called Deductive Reasoning".
Phil: Deductive Reasoning? I don't understand.
Ron: Let me ask you a question or two and by your answers, I'll deduce something about you.
Phil: Okay!
Ron: Do you have a lawn mower?
Phil: No!
Ron looked at Phil for a minute and then blurted out "Phil, you're a da*n queer"
Steven said "Man, this is the best course I've ever taken. You have got to take this course before you graduate. Let me ask you a few questions and by your answers, I'll deduce something about you". Ron said okay.
Steven: Do you have a lawn mower?
Ron: Yeah!
Steven: Then you probably have a yard to mow.
Ron: Yeah!
Steven: Then you probably have a house in that yard.
Ron: Yeah! (Ron is getting more and more excited with every question)
Steven: Then you're probably married and may even have a kid or two by now.
Ron: Yeah, that's right!
Steven: Then I deduce that you are a heterosexual male.
At this point, Ron really got excited and just couldn't wait to get back to school and find out if that course was available.
The first person he saw Monday morning is a guy named Phil Ruffin.
Ron: "Hey Phil, we've got to take this course a friend of mine at Texas Tech is taking called Deductive Reasoning".
Phil: Deductive Reasoning? I don't understand.
Ron: Let me ask you a question or two and by your answers, I'll deduce something about you.
Phil: Okay!
Ron: Do you have a lawn mower?
Phil: No!
Ron looked at Phil for a minute and then blurted out "Phil, you're a da*n queer"