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Chuck Irby
01-28-2004, 06:57 PM
A Texas A&M senior by the name of Ron Awad, (an Aggie) went to visit his best friend from high school who happened to be a senior at Texas Tech. His name is Steven Kozned. While sharing with each other, Steven asked Ron if he had taken a course called "Deductive Reasoning". Ron said "No, Deductive Reasoning, I don't understand".

Steven said "Man, this is the best course I've ever taken. You have got to take this course before you graduate. Let me ask you a few questions and by your answers, I'll deduce something about you". Ron said okay.

Steven: Do you have a lawn mower?
Ron: Yeah!
Steven: Then you probably have a yard to mow.
Ron: Yeah!
Steven: Then you probably have a house in that yard.
Ron: Yeah! (Ron is getting more and more excited with every question)
Steven: Then you're probably married and may even have a kid or two by now.
Ron: Yeah, that's right!
Steven: Then I deduce that you are a heterosexual male.

At this point, Ron really got excited and just couldn't wait to get back to school and find out if that course was available.

The first person he saw Monday morning is a guy named Phil Ruffin.

Ron: "Hey Phil, we've got to take this course a friend of mine at Texas Tech is taking called Deductive Reasoning".
Phil: Deductive Reasoning? I don't understand.
Ron: Let me ask you a question or two and by your answers, I'll deduce something about you.
Phil: Okay!
Ron: Do you have a lawn mower?
Phil: No!
Ron looked at Phil for a minute and then blurted out "Phil, you're a da*n queer"

GyroRon
01-28-2004, 07:51 PM
"There was these two men, peeing from a bridge. One says the waters cold. The other says the water deep. " ----- From the movie Slingblade

Phil_Ruffin
01-29-2004, 05:37 PM
I want some french fried taters.......

PW_Plack
01-29-2004, 05:44 PM
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Hey...wanna go ride bikes?

Chuck Irby
01-30-2004, 06:14 PM
Steven, I just saw the "Restart" photo. That's great!!! Where did it come from?

GyroRon
01-30-2004, 06:17 PM
I like them french fried portaters

GyroRon
01-30-2004, 06:19 PM
Recken you could make me some Biscuits?



who even knows what me and Phil are talking about?

Phil_Ruffin
01-30-2004, 06:25 PM
Ron, Wha-cha doing with that lawn mower blade..........

Chuck Irby
01-30-2004, 06:47 PM
Would ya'll please let the rest of us in on the tators. What's that all about?

GyroRon
01-30-2004, 07:56 PM
It is all bits and pieces from the movie SlingBlade starring Billy Bob Thorten. It is probably been out for 5 or 6 sixs now and every video rental store will have a copy. It is Funny and Sad, and it touches the heart a bit. I very much highly reccomend this movie. Go rent it and tell us what you think about it.

Phil_Ruffin
01-31-2004, 05:49 AM
Your right Ron, it is a very good movie. I also recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it. I recorded it when we rented it from the dish network. When I get a chance to watch TV and nothings on sometimes I will watch it again.