barnstorm2
01-28-2004, 08:24 AM
Ok, Here is a joke email I just got...
>
> A couple of A-10's are escorting a C-130 Hercules
> and their pilots were
> chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the
> time.
>
> Talk fell on the subject of relative merits of their
> respective aircraft with
> the fighter pilots holding their planes were better
> because of their
> maneuverability, weaponry and the like.
>
> The C-130 pilot replied "Yeah? Well I can do a few
> things in this old girl
> that you'd only dream about." Naturally, he was
> challenged to demonstrate. "Just
> watch," he tells them.
>
> The C-130 continues to fly straight and level, and
> after several minutes the
> Herk pilot returns to the air and says, "There! How
> was that?"
>
> Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots say,
> "What are you talking
> about? What did you do?"
>
> He replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got
> a cup of coffee, then
> went back and took a leak."
>
>
> A couple of A-10's are escorting a C-130 Hercules
> and their pilots were
> chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the
> time.
>
> Talk fell on the subject of relative merits of their
> respective aircraft with
> the fighter pilots holding their planes were better
> because of their
> maneuverability, weaponry and the like.
>
> The C-130 pilot replied "Yeah? Well I can do a few
> things in this old girl
> that you'd only dream about." Naturally, he was
> challenged to demonstrate. "Just
> watch," he tells them.
>
> The C-130 continues to fly straight and level, and
> after several minutes the
> Herk pilot returns to the air and says, "There! How
> was that?"
>
> Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots say,
> "What are you talking
> about? What did you do?"
>
> He replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got
> a cup of coffee, then
> went back and took a leak."
>