EI-GYRO
02-04-2012, 07:17 AM
My wife sent me this;
> Male or Female? You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
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> FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
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> PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
> They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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> TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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> HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.
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> SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.
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> Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
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> TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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> EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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> HAMMERS: Male.... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
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> THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying
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> New Law:
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> With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded carparks ... Especially during evening hours ... The Edinburgh City Council has established a 'Women Only' carpark at the Tesco shopping centre. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
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> Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking
lot in Edinburgh !
(she didn,t include the picture,, hmmm....)
> Male or Female? You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
>
>
>
>
> FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
>
>
>
>
>
> PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
> They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
>
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> TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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> HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.
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> SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.
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> WEB PAGES:
> Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
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> TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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> EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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> HAMMERS: Male.... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
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> THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying
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> New Law:
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> With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded carparks ... Especially during evening hours ... The Edinburgh City Council has established a 'Women Only' carpark at the Tesco shopping centre. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
>
> Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking
lot in Edinburgh !
(she didn,t include the picture,, hmmm....)