maximus rotatus
12-19-2003, 06:29 AM
There's a back woods couple that had never been to town in their life, always live off the land.
A friend came by one day and talked Leroy into going to town to just check it out, so he told his wife he was going and would be back in a couple of days and if it was safe he would take her the next time he went.
The wife, rectantly said OK.
When the man got to town he went into the General Store, as he was looking at stuff he came across a mirrow. He looked into the mirrow and said Oh My, here's a photeegraf of my dearly departed daddy.
He had to have it so he swaped the sells lady a bag of corn for it and took it home.
When he got home he hid the mirrow in the shed because his wife always hated his daddy and was glad she didn't have to look at him anymore.
Every morning when Leroy went out to work the fields he would stop by the shed a look at his daddy's photo.
Leroy's wife was getting suspicious that he always went to the shed before work, so one morning after he left she went out to the shead to see what was so interesting. She came across the mirrow and looked into it a said,
"SO DAIR'S DAT UGLY HEFFER HE'S BEEN A RUNNING AROUND WIF!"
A friend came by one day and talked Leroy into going to town to just check it out, so he told his wife he was going and would be back in a couple of days and if it was safe he would take her the next time he went.
The wife, rectantly said OK.
When the man got to town he went into the General Store, as he was looking at stuff he came across a mirrow. He looked into the mirrow and said Oh My, here's a photeegraf of my dearly departed daddy.
He had to have it so he swaped the sells lady a bag of corn for it and took it home.
When he got home he hid the mirrow in the shed because his wife always hated his daddy and was glad she didn't have to look at him anymore.
Every morning when Leroy went out to work the fields he would stop by the shed a look at his daddy's photo.
Leroy's wife was getting suspicious that he always went to the shed before work, so one morning after he left she went out to the shead to see what was so interesting. She came across the mirrow and looked into it a said,
"SO DAIR'S DAT UGLY HEFFER HE'S BEEN A RUNNING AROUND WIF!"