Phil_Ruffin
12-11-2003, 06:43 PM
A school teacher was teaching her 3rd grade class about whales and a little girl told the teacher she was afraid of the ocean because she might get eaten by a whale.
The teacher told the child, You don't have to worry about that, a whale's throat is to small to swallow a human.
A little boy in the back of the room asked the teacher, what about Jonah? The Bible says he was eaten by a whale.
The teacher a little frustrated with the boy said again, it is impossible to be eaten by a whale it's throat is too small to swallow a human.
The boy replied, well when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah how it happened.
The teacher replied, what if Jonah went to hell.
The little boy said, Then you ask him........
The teacher told the child, You don't have to worry about that, a whale's throat is to small to swallow a human.
A little boy in the back of the room asked the teacher, what about Jonah? The Bible says he was eaten by a whale.
The teacher a little frustrated with the boy said again, it is impossible to be eaten by a whale it's throat is too small to swallow a human.
The boy replied, well when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah how it happened.
The teacher replied, what if Jonah went to hell.
The little boy said, Then you ask him........