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08-12-2004, 02:50 AM
Mrs. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their
favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four
people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.
"I see ... and that must be Mary, Joseph, and the Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius, the pilot.
08-12-2004, 02:55 AM
My Mom saved a picture I drew in sunday school way back. I drew a picture of Noah's ark, and it had a 35 hp Johnson outboard motor on it, just like my Dad's boat.
08-12-2004, 03:25 AM
You want to see something curios and funny. I just gad this from my favorite site:
08-12-2004, 03:34 AM
That's pretty good, Jose. It made me laugh.
Hey Scott, your 35 hp Johnson reminded me that my brother and I used to water ski behind a 14 foot aluminum batty with a 25 Johnson. Those were some fun times.
08-12-2004, 07:31 AM
Chuck you imagine that you takes some vacations, and maybe you saw a nice place to take a picture and you tell a person to takes a picture for you ,and this happens! ouch!
08-12-2004, 07:36 AM
Jose, he wasn't going where he was looking, was he? I'll bet that did hurt.
08-12-2004, 07:41 AM
I think hes hands are paralise and he is tryin to press with his nose the cross away bottom.
08-12-2004, 10:01 AM
Ron, this couple is dedicated to you. :D
08-12-2004, 11:19 AM
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went
> for a job interview in England.
> Before the interview, they were told that they must
> compose a sentence in English, with three main words:
> "GREEN", "PINK", and "YELLOW".
> The Italian was the first: "I wake up in the morning. I see
> the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think
> to myself, I hope it will be a PINK day."
> The French was the next: "I wake up in the morning, I
> eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the
> evening I watch the PINK panther on TV."
> Last one was the Portuguese: "I wake up in the morning,
> I hear the phone GREEN... GREEN... GREEN..., I
> PINK up the phone and I say: YELLOW!"
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