I"m Back! What Did I Miss?

[Screw]

Screw-In

Been gone a week to move my Mother-In-Law to her new house down the street from where I live. After 28 years of collecting ****, I'm tired!

I told her she will die in this house, cause I aint moving her again!

What did I miss?

Screw-Out

[KenSandyEggo]

Screw-In

Been gone a week to move my Mother-In-Law to her new house down the street from where I live. After 28 years of collecting ****, I'm tired!

I told her she will die in this house, cause I aint moving her again!

What did I miss?

Screw-Out

Evidently, not your mother-in-law. ;)

[Heron]

This guy walks in a bar all scratched up and bruised, panting and swetty . . .
- A beer please, fast!!
And the barman quickly pours one while asking
- What happened, have you been in a fight?
_ NO! replies the man
- I was at my mother in law's burial!
- And how did you get so messed up? asks the barman
_The old bitch didn't wanna go!!! :D