Screw
05-19-2004, 12:53 PM
Screw-in
On a recent flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up at the front of everyone. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want
my
last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane
who
can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence.
Everyone
has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of
the
plane. Then a Mexican man stands up at the rear of the plane. He is
gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He
starts
to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt..... one button at a
time. ........
No one moves. .......
He removes his shirt. .......Muscles ripple across his chest. ......
She
gasps.......... He whispers: ........
"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."
Screw-out
On a recent flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up at the front of everyone. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want
my
last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane
who
can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence.
Everyone
has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of
the
plane. Then a Mexican man stands up at the rear of the plane. He is
gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He
starts
to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt..... one button at a
time. ........
No one moves. .......
He removes his shirt. .......Muscles ripple across his chest. ......
She
gasps.......... He whispers: ........
"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."
Screw-out