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Rotornut
05-11-2004, 05:10 PM
Enjoy your Day Ken. Another Year Younger lol. MJ :)

Screw
05-11-2004, 05:14 PM
Screw-In

Happy Birthday Ken J :D

Screw-Out

GyroRon
05-11-2004, 05:52 PM
Happy B day, Hope you get new toe nails as a gift.....

RAFCustService
05-11-2004, 05:54 PM
Hi Ken,

The girls in the Customer Service Department here at RAF wrote this little poem for your 64th birthday.

As customers go you aren’t quite the best,
You’ve hollered and fussed and been quite a test.

You’ve slammed us you’ve damned us,
But we think we’re quite lucky,
You aren’t half as mean as that other guy Chuck E.

Our blades aren’t quite balanced and our metal is cracked,
Our fuel pumps quit running and so you’ve attacked.

You’ve blamed us and flamed us,
And we think it’s quite tragic,
You no longer believe the rubber donut is magic.

Our stabilator thingy’s an idea you can’t beat,
It may be a crock but darn it looks neat.

It’s true you are crude,
And you can be quite crass,
(Remember you said stick our blades up our __s. :o )

You say that our owners should be in jail,
For lying and cheating and dissing your tail.

But we think that we might,
Win your business once more,
If somehow you live to three hundred and four.

Happy 64th Birthday!!

From Bertha, Helga & Agatha
P.S. Fly on up and meet us sometime. We’re looking for a hunk, but you’ll do.

RAFCustService
05-11-2004, 05:56 PM
Hi Ken,

When the boys in the RAF engineering department heard it was your 64th birthday, they offered this:

GyroRon
05-11-2004, 06:00 PM
that is the funniest thing I have read on the forums in a LONG time!!! thanks for the smile.






Hi Ken,

The girls in the Customer Service Department here at RAF wrote this little poem for your 64th birthday.

As customers go you aren’t quite the best,
You’ve hollered and fussed and been quite a test.

You’ve slammed us you’ve damned us,
But we think we’re quite lucky,
You aren’t half as mean as that other guy Chuck E.

Our blades aren’t quite balanced and our metal is cracked,
Our fuel pumps quit running and so you’ve attacked.

You’ve blamed us and flamed us,
And we think it’s quite tragic,
You no longer believe the rubber donut is magic.

Our stabilator thingy’s an idea you can’t beat,
It may be a crock but darn it looks neat.

It’s true you are crude,
And you can be quite crass,
(Remember you said stick our blades up our __s. :o )

You say that our owners should be in jail,
For lying and cheating and dissing your tail.

But we think that we might,
Win your business once more,
If somehow you live to three hundred and four.

Happy 64th Birthday!!

From Bertha, Helga & Agatha
P.S. Fly on up and meet us sometime. We’re looking for a hunk, but you’ll do.

CLS447
05-11-2004, 06:47 PM
Happy Birthday Ken! That was cute, Who spent the time on that, Really?

Ken, my K&N filter came in today, I used all the right numbers for cross reference & it did not fit. The # you gave,E-3310, according to the measurement chart, should be right. I'm sorry for ever doubting you! I'll let you know when I get it. The Baldwin original actually has 2 flange dimensions & the 3310 has 1, the smallest one. So the top will not completely fill the upper hole ,but the lid should seal it. Thanks for your help!

Do you still have your airbox? Want to sell it?

ToddP
05-11-2004, 09:08 PM
That was great! Happy Birthday Ken J.

KenSandyEggo
05-11-2004, 09:58 PM
WHAT!!?? It's May 12th again already!!?? Thanks, everyone. That poem from the "girls" is priceless. Someone besides me has too much time on their hands.

Chris, I already sold the carb and airbox awhile back.

GeneWeber
05-12-2004, 03:23 AM
Happy Birthday Ken,

Hope you live to 304.

Best Regards,

Gene

Heron
05-12-2004, 04:07 AM
Ken
All the best for you and the neighborhood :)
Maybe next year we will meet at one of the fly-ins (BD?)
Got really close this year.
Heron