skyflea73
04-30-2004, 10:58 AM
A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had decided to
take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he met another
farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate
the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles away from
one another and so they agreed to drive thirty miles and find a field in which
to mate their pigs. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up
at 5 AM loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he
asked the other farmer, "How will ! I know if they are pregnant?" The other
farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing in the morning, then they're
pregnant, if they're in the mud, then they're not." The next morning they
were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them again into the
family station wagon and proceeded to try again. This continued each
morning the following week until one morning the farmer was so tired that he
couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and
tell me if the pigs are in the mud or in the field." "Neither," yelled his
wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."
take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he met another
farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate
the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles away from
one another and so they agreed to drive thirty miles and find a field in which
to mate their pigs. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up
at 5 AM loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he
asked the other farmer, "How will ! I know if they are pregnant?" The other
farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing in the morning, then they're
pregnant, if they're in the mud, then they're not." The next morning they
were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them again into the
family station wagon and proceeded to try again. This continued each
morning the following week until one morning the farmer was so tired that he
couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and
tell me if the pigs are in the mud or in the field." "Neither," yelled his
wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."