Screw
04-28-2004, 10:34 AM
Screw-In
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he
runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and a
gun but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets
on top of her kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the
bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is
an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck If
he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you
just
give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry
he'll
kill us.
"Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked
if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom."
"Be strong, honey. I love you, too."....
Screw-Out
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he
runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and a
gun but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets
on top of her kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the
bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is
an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck If
he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you
just
give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry
he'll
kill us.
"Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked
if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom."
"Be strong, honey. I love you, too."....
Screw-Out